My name is Andrew Ryan, I am currently unemployed and looking for a new direction in life.


Surrogate Mother

Sperm donor dad

I am a freak of nature

A designer fad

An Armani nose

Calvin Klein eyes

Programmed brain-cells

Million dollar disguise

I was conceived in a test tube

Bought over the phone

I was not what they ordered

Left all alone

One little defect

It's only DNA

Not one hundred percent to order

My owners refused to pay

Twenty first century baby

Replica of an aborted clone

Used, soiled and discarded

I only want a home.

Copyright 2000 by Andrew Ryan